December 2010
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Went to brunch yesterday-while waiting to be seated overheard a man ask a guy (who had a British accent and a stroller) how old his baby was.
The guy looked down kind of shocked at the stroller and said
“What, this? I don’t know—it’s more of an accessory, like Paris Hilton has that dog, you know? It’s getting me tons of chicks, too, like I’m getting laid a lot...
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“Be careful where you open that, there’s a lot of glitter in there....
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So, do you issue the harmonicas and tin cups or do I have to come upon my own?
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Listenin' on repeat →
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…so, do I memorize Modern Love by Keats or Remorse for Any Death by Borges for my poem reciation next week?
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I think you are great
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#9 is just really, really great. →
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Spicy
Without thinking I just blew on my leftover Thai food to cool it off.
I am eating it straight out of refrigeration.
This is how you know something is the right amount of spicy, people.
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