July 2011
32 posts
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 21st
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“The heat index should reach its highest point today at 112-118. A chance of...”
– um, wait…that doesn’t sound that much like relief
Jul 20th
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Simple solutions
“If you do not hear back from us, please know that your application was given the utmost attention it deserves but due to the amount of applications we are unable to respond to every email.” Uh…if you hire me as an intern, I will reply to however many emails you want.
Jul 19th
lahlahlindsey: i can remember to take hair-growth pills but i forget my keys at home. i can’t sleep at night but i can’t stay awake during the day. i’m happier than ever but i’m having consecutive bad days. i have a well-functioning mind, i just don’t remember where i put it. also, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
Jul 19th
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Ask Barf always nails it.
“ Cool isn’t ‘who has the most toys.’ That shit is for some dumbfuck lifeguard from the ’80s and like, the dude who is still hanging out with Billy Joel.” -Lesley Arfin
Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
Crashed an apartment pool yesterday and went...
my coworker to me today: “I was at a friend’s apartment and we saw a bunch of people skinny dipping last night. It was gross.” I KNEW IT WAS YOU GUYS
Jul 17th
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god shaped like fingernails and lost in tissues on the bathroom rug
Jul 15th
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sappy schmucky mood
Jul 15th
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Jul 13th
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I.love.peanut butter.icing.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/chocolate-cupcakes-and-peanut-butter-icing-recipe/index.html Now that I have all the ingredients for this icing on hand, I am going to have to fight myself not to just make batches and eat it by the bowl.
Jul 13th
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Jul 12th
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Last Summer now, please →
Jul 11th
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Let’s get all ashamed and talk about the way we’ve outgrown ourselves
Jul 11th
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Jul 11th
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Hallucigenia
Jul 8th
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Thai Kitchen being open again celebratory dinner + finally making a musical evening happen with a couple of friends = perfect day off. So, so happy about this.
Jul 7th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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“If I can’t go to heaven let me go to LA Or the far West Texas desert or...”
– YACHT (the third option, please)
Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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goodgood
http://www.daytrotter.com/dt/parlours-concert/20054878-3738443.html
Jul 4th
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Jul 2nd
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sometimes I get headsick sink into my stomach lurch and fall in loops I cannot swim this acid so strange that yesterday I was devoted
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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