July 2011
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The heat index should reach its highest point today at 112-118. A chance of...
– um, wait…that doesn’t sound that much like relief
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Simple solutions
“If you do not hear back from us, please know that your application was given the utmost attention it deserves but due to the amount of applications we are unable to respond to every email.”
Uh…if you hire me as an intern, I will reply to however many emails you want.
lahlahlindsey:
i can remember to take hair-growth pills but i forget my keys at home. i can’t sleep at night but i can’t stay awake during the day. i’m happier than ever but i’m having consecutive bad days. i have a well-functioning mind, i just don’t remember where i put it.
also, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
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Ask Barf always nails it.
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Cool isn’t ‘who has the most toys.’ That shit is for some dumbfuck lifeguard from the ’80s and like, the dude who is still hanging out with Billy Joel.”
-Lesley Arfin
Crashed an apartment pool yesterday and went...
my coworker to me today: “I was at a friend’s apartment and we saw a bunch of people skinny dipping last night. It was gross.”
I KNEW IT WAS YOU GUYS
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god shaped like
fingernails
and
lost in tissues on the
bathroom rug
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sappy schmucky mood
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I.love.peanut butter.icing.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/chocolate-cupcakes-and-peanut-butter-icing-recipe/index.html
Now that I have all the ingredients for this icing on hand, I am going to have to fight myself not to just make batches and eat it by the bowl.
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Last Summer now, please →
Let’s get all ashamed and talk about the way we’ve outgrown ourselves
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Hallucigenia
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Thai Kitchen being open again celebratory dinner + finally making a musical evening happen with a couple of friends = perfect day off.
So, so happy about this.
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If I can’t go to heaven let me go to LA
Or the far West Texas desert or...
– YACHT (the third option, please)
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goodgood
http://www.daytrotter.com/dt/parlours-concert/20054878-3738443.html
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sometimes I get
headsick
sink into my
stomach
lurch and fall in
loops
I
cannot swim this
acid
so strange that
yesterday
I was devoted
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